Soak this up!
Scent: Sweet, fruity, and warmly enticing!
Official Directions: Sprinkle desired amount in bath water. Pretend the world does not exist. Enter bath. Soak. Relax. Enjoy. Emit happy sighs. Plot the destruction of the human race. You'll feel resurrected in no time. Repeat as needed.
Ingredients: Sea Salt, Polysorbate 80, Fragrance, Red 40 Lake.