Official Directions: Crumble under running water. Enter bath. Soak. Relax. Enjoy. Giggle. Think fondly of the days when you weren't fleeing across the galaxy to escape a horde of murderous, nearly immortal toasters. Emit happy sighs. Repeat as needed.
Ingredients: Sodium Bicarbonate, Glycerin, Sodium Lauryl Sulfoacetate, Cream of Tartar, Cocamidopropyl Betaine, Polysorbate 80, Fragrance, Bis(Glycidoxyphenyl)propane/Bisaminomethylnorbornane copolymer, Aluminum Hydroxide, Violet 2 EXT, Red 28.